I think it's time for another Flight Attendant story. Trust me, this is a good one.
The passengers had just deplaned and I was getting ready to pick up the cabin. The other flight attendant comes up to me and says "Jenny, we have a problem". The look on her face was priceless; it was a mix of disgust, fear and confusion all combined. I was nervous, but very intrigued, so I followed her to the back of the plane...to the lavatory.
What I saw next I don't think I can ever erase from my memory (and I have a bad memory, so that is saying a lot). The lid to the toilet seat was down and resting on top of the lid was a full-sized adult poop. Yes, that's right, a grown human being had left a turd on top of the toilet. Not inside the toilet where it belongs (preferably flushed), not even on the toilet seat. It wasn't the least bit squished either, so someone had to have been standing/squatting when they committed this horrifying act.
I have two theories:
1. This was a deliberate attempt to ruin my day.
2. An old man (or woman) had to go REALLY bad and didn't have the strength to bend over and lift the toilet lid.
I will never know which of these theories is correct. Either way, if I knew who it was I would probably just thank them for providing me with such a great story.